- You call to hear their voice on their voice message but hang up if they answer.
- You receive their Facebook status updates and Tweets via text.
- You have Google alerts set up in their name.
- The two of you have never (really) had a conversation outside of your imagination.
- You’ve been “by” their house but never “in” their house (Tip: if you have been “in” their house without permission, seek help now!)