How do you know if you are a stalker?

  1. You call to hear their voice on their voice message but hang up if they answer.
  2. You receive their Facebook status updates and Tweets via text.
  3. You have Google alerts set up in their name.
  4. The two of you have never (really) had a conversation outside of your imagination.
  5. You’ve been “by” their house but never “in” their house (Tip: if you have been “in” their house without permission, seek help now!)
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